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1 CHUCK NORRIS Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:32 pm
Robinwing
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2 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:34 pm
Leopardpaw
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
3 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:34 pm
Leopardpaw
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:35 pm
Leopardpaw
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
5 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:37 pm
Leopardpaw
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
6 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:38 pm
Leopardpaw
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
7 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:38 pm
Leopardpaw
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
8 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:39 pm
Leopardpaw
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
9 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:41 pm
Leopardpaw
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If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
10 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:42 pm
Leopardpaw
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If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
11 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:00 pm
Watersong
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From Science today:
"NO, LOLLIER, DON'T WASH THAT STAIN OUT WITH COLD WATER! USE... NORRIS-B-GONE! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS HAND AND BAM! THE STAIN IS GONE!"
-doesnt get it either-
"NO, LOLLIER, DON'T WASH THAT STAIN OUT WITH COLD WATER! USE... NORRIS-B-GONE! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS HAND AND BAM! THE STAIN IS GONE!"
-doesnt get it either-
12 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:04 pm
Sacrati
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I barely even know who he is...
false idol -cough-
false idol -cough-
13 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:10 am
Moonstar
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What do you mean by false idol, Spottedstar? O.o
14 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:41 am
Razorstar
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i don't have any jokes xD
15 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:40 pm
Sacrati
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He's a false idol, in my opinion. Along with most stars.
And I have reasoning that you probably won't want to hear.
And I have reasoning that you probably won't want to hear.
16 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:43 pm
Watersong
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Mrs. Struabel was ranting about how old she was today, and how'd she met so many people she forgets half of them.
Weirschke asked if she had met Chuck Norris before and she kinda went, "...." before responding with, "He may be hunky but I don't like him!"
ChuckNorrisisaGoonie'sidol. xD
Weirschke asked if she had met Chuck Norris before and she kinda went, "...." before responding with, "He may be hunky but I don't like him!"
ChuckNorrisisaGoonie'sidol. xD
17 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:05 pm
Razorstar
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was chuck noris a kick boxer or a regular boxer? or both
18 Re: CHUCK NORRIS Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:55 pm
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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