Chain letters!!

Hah! You guys ever read those "scary chain letters things.."
Something like

One day, a boy named Ronald came into a parking lot and got hit by a elephant on wheels.
If you dont repost this to 1337 people in -1 second, you will get chuck norris roundhouse kicked..

So.. if those were real..
i would have gotten killed atleast 60 times, my mom should have died 30 times, my house blown up, a heart attack, an old lady in my closet rotting, a zombie coming out of my bathroom, a snake and a rabbit climbing up my ass while taking a crap... ?? *It was seriously a chain letter* an ostrich eating my eye balls and my "children? Eaten alive.. *An ostrich..? in Canda?!* ad have hieseria for the rest of my life.

XD Chain letters.. Ftw...

i dont pay atention to chain letters much.but i lke how some forwards i get on my phone have cool little pics and sounds

OMG, chain letters can be hysterical sometimes.

Same here, though.
I would have died at least 20 times by now with all the chain letters I don't forward xD

chain letters? wat chain letters? -all deleted in spam box- hm....i wonder where those went... XD