Jokes thread.. *Pt 2?*

Lets just pull out a bunch of random jokes on here. o.o

One day, a genie came to three people on top of a cliff
The genie said, I will grant you one wish as you fall down, Wish what would coushin your fall.
The first man said as he jumped off, "Gold!"
He landed in a pile of gold and died.
The second came up and jumped saying, "Paper money!"
He landed in the pile money and became rich
The third one ran up and tripped, and he said.
"Shit"

three people were confessing to a priest
The first one said, I commited murder,
The priest said, "Drink this holy water and you will be purified." so he drank and left
The second one came and said "I commited adultry"
The preist said, "Drink this holy water and you will be purified." So he drank and left
The priest asked the last man, "What is your confession?"
The third man said, "I pissed in the holy water."

*not ment to be racist

One day a boat filled with four people, the captain, an American, a Canadian, and a Chinese.
The boat was sinking, so the Captain said, "Throw out whatever you have lots in your country!!"
The American hesitated but started throwing out money.
The Chinese looked around and started throwing out rice.
The Canadian didn't know what he had lots in his country, but suddenly he thought of something
and threw the Chinese man right out.

lol I think the first two are funny.

So three guys were driving in a car.Their names were Poop.Shut-up,and Manners.Well, Manners was driving to fast and poop fell out of the car.So Shut-up ran to the police station for help."What's your name?"The officer asked."Shut-up."Shut-up replied."Excuse me?What did you say?"The officer asked."Shut-up."The boy replied again."Where's your manners?"The police man asked."Outside on the road scrapping up Poop."

Ok, so one day, this bear, turtle, and hare were walking into a diner.

When the waitress came to take their order, the bear said, "I would like turtle soup, please."

The turtle was like, "Man, why you gotta be like that?"

When the waitress (quickly) gave them their soup (the rabbit ordered it too; turtle got a salad), the rabbit said, "THERE IS A HAIR IN MY SOUP."

The hare/rabbit said, "I am not in your soup!"

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That's the only joke I know.

ok lols to all o' them! XDXD
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mm-kay b4 reading, say dead babies 10 times. did it make you laf?
ok these are dead baby jokes, so if you lik babies, which i dont, then suck it up.


wats better than four bags of dead babies?






five bags!!!! XDXD



wats the difference between 25 bags of dead babies and a ferari?







i dont have a ferrarri in my garage...


my cuzin said: wats worse than one trashcan filled w\ 20 dead babies?



20 trashcans filled w\ one dead baby.




*not meant to be racist either...lik ICE....****



what do you call a black pirate w\ a pegleg?




poop on a stick...




all of those were told to me by my cuzin! she's the best but the worst at the same time! XDXD


ok, this one was wen tallstar wasnt leader, also i came up w\ this in the bathrm. dont ask...

so all of windclan is sitting 'round the campfire someone is telling talltales....apparently, it is talltail.

ok that was lame! XDDDD