No, it's too dangerous! [Game!]

Basically, you post something you would do and the next person posts why that's to dangerous and says something they would do.

Person one | Eats burger.
Person two | That's too dangerous! It might be posioned. Goes to play on wii.
Person three| That's too dangerous! It might explode. etc....

-totally didn't just copy & paste from GPX+-

*Goes to grab another Snapple*

No, don't do that, It's dangerous! You could get sprayed by the shower!

*Goes to play Apollo Justice*

Well your task is so dangerous a UFO could scoop you up! D:

*goes to get food*

No! A meteor could hit you, it's dangerous!

*goes to youtube*

No, it's dangerous! You could accidentally poke yourself in the lip with the straw! D:

*goes to download more music*

NEIN -- DON'T DO THAT; BECAUSE THEY USE HOCKEY PUCKS, SO THAT BALL IS A FAKE! IT MAY KIDNAP YOU!

*goes to pester people on Facebook*

NO, THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS. THE FUMES COULD MAKE YOU HIGH!

*goes to play KH2*

NO, THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS, YOU MIGHT GO ON LIVING!

*goes to let dog outside*

No that's too dangerous, you could see your grandma in her underwear! D:

*Goes to find Miles/Pheenie Yaoi~*