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How Wisconsin are you?
[x] You were born in Wisconsin
[x] You can taste a difference in cheese or milk made somewhere else. (or have never tasted cheese or milk from somewhere else)
[x] You own at least one tie with a or piece of jewelry with a Green Bay Packer theme.
[x] You can find and pronounce: Eau Claire, Oconomowoc, Menomonee Falls, Waukesha, and La Crosse, Fond du Lac.
[x] You can correctly spell Milwaukee.
Total: 5
[x] You know what "bubbler" means.
[x] Your pretty sure your parents (especially father) will dis-own you if you stop being a Packer fan.
[x] When the weather hits 0 degrees you decide that maybe it's time to get out a jacket instead of a sweatshirt.
[x] You know what a brat is, and they're at every outdoor event that your family has ever had.
[x] You know how to make a very good sled out of normal household items.
Total: 5
[x] You family owns a "winter car" while the "good one" sits in the garage from Nov-Apr.
[ ] Your put ketchup on a charcoal grilled NY strip steak.
[x] You can make sense out of the words "upnort" and "Trivers".
[x] You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London & Poland all in one afternoon.
[ ] At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant or cannery.
Total: 3
[ ] You consider using your life savings to go to a Packer game
[x] Down South to you means Chicago.
[ ] You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
[x] You can use the word "ya der hey" easily in a sentence.
[x] Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
Total: 3
[x] You own a cheesehead
[x] You know how to polka.
[ ] You're a member of the Polar Bear Club and proud of it.
[x]You know what a FIB is and can spot them a mile away.
[x] You think of the major four food groups as cheese, beer, brats and sausages.
Total: 4
[x] You have eaten a cow pie at the State Fair.
[x] You know several people who have hit a deer.
[x] Your school classes were canceled because of the cold.
[x] Your school classes were canceled because of the heat.
[x] You switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
Total: 5
[x] There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning
[x] You have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana, German Fest, Irish Fest, or Oktoberfest.
[ ] You have partied at all of the above mentioned fest and some others
[ ] You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.
[ ] You have cow pharaphenilia around your house, including your pajama pants
Total: 2
[x] You measure distance in hours.
[x] You drive at 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. (‘Rents do.)
[x] You think vegetarians shouldnt be allowed in Wisconsin
[x] You have ever worn your Halloween costume over a snowsuit.
[x] You know what cow-tipping is.
Total: 5
[x] Its called soda.
[x] You bring your groceries home in a bag
[x] You consider Madison exotic.
[x] You buy cat litter every winter, but you don't own a cat.
[x] You have used your hand as a map of Wisconsin.
Total: 5
[x] You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
[ ] You were unaware there is a legal drinking age.
[X] You refer to the Packers as "we".
[x] You have ever been to a city with more bars then stores and churches combined.
[x] You believe Wisconsin really is the good life and could never leave.
Total: 3
Grand Total: 40
Now Multiply by 2 and repost as "I'm __% wisconsin"
80% Der hey…
