Heres a Riddle. or two.

A Mom had 9 children, half of them were boys, how is this possible?


*these go in order*

How do you get an Elephant in an fridge?
How do you get an Giraff into a Fridge?

A king of the jungle is having a party, who doesnt come?
In a swap, where LOTS of crocadiles live, a man needs to go through, how?


NOw for differant

A person is in a blockhouse, no windows, no door, completely sealed...
how does he get out?

i gotz the answers...
okay
I got em'
hold on...
okay
here it goes

The first one is that one of the boys is a homo
the second with the animal thingys and the ice boxes are that you chop UP (as in cut into small pieces)
the big fluffy animals and STUFF 'em in.
The third one...YOU JUST SHOOT ALL THE FRICKEN CROCODILES
4) he isn't in a room cuz it is impossible for him to get in there if there aren't any.
HA
you are probably
SO jealous
Of
MY
smarticleness

-.- sorry everything is wrong -.-


Heres a tip for number 1, no, he isnt a homo, and no, one of them is not a he she.

ANSWER, for the last one, its a joke
He is in a room, how does he get out?
HE KNOCKS HIMSELF OUT. XD

elphant one: open the fridge door and put elephant in then close door.
giraffe: open dorr bring elephant out then put giraffe in and close door

StoneHeart wrote:elphant one: open the fridge door and put elephant in then close door.
giraffe: open dorr bring elephant out then put giraffe in and close door

OKAY you obviously know what this riddle is XD
dont say the 3rd and 4rth one though!

Icestorm wrote:-.- sorry everything is wrong -.-


Heres a tip for number 1, no, he isnt a homo, and no, one of them is not a he she.

ANSWER, for the last one, its a joke
He is in a room, how does he get out?
HE KNOCKS HIMSELF OUT. XD

Well gosh, okay then. I'm not smart, you should know that by now. GoSh