A Wish Gone Wrong

Granted, but a big shark eats you.
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I wish I could turn into a ferret. D:

Granted. but then they make you wear them.

I wish i didn't have a little sister.

fireheart wrote:Granted but the noobs get a gun that vaporizes you.

I wish spottedfire would stop reading a book for once in her life

granted but then you get a little brother

I wish Fireheart would stop critisizing me ^

granted. but now everyone critisizes you, your nose looks lik a cat jk...
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i wish sun was wearing an inner tube! XD

granted but the innertube explodes and everyone dies...
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i wish i was someone else

granted, but you turn into me so in a way. FAIL. XD
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ok, i wish i was at spotz neighbor's house eating bacon on a stick.....

Granted, but then I come over and that's just scary shit.
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I wish I had some muse <<;;

Lol my last one way so out of order D:.
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You had some muse, but you never got to play with it. *Whats a muse?XD*

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I wish I had a better computer.

Granted but then it seems to backfire on you.It wants a new owner.

I wish I had my door back....

You had your door back, but you would always push it in the wrong direction and smash your face.

I wish I could be an atronought.

granted but then you get sucked into another galaxy

i wish this music would shut off....

Granted, but then your neighbor starts mowing his lawn and it is quite loud...
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I wish my ipod would be charged already.

btw, muse means inspiration, or will to do something.
-not the proper definition, just the gist of it, I think- xD

Your Ipod gets charged, but it charges way too fast and it blows up your house :O

I wish I could wish again. o.o

Granted, but I get to wish before you and by the time I'm done you'll forget your wish.
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I wish we wouldn't scare away new members with our non-warrior chatness x-x

Grant'd, but then we become boring by only talking about the r'llercoster-like relat'nsh'p of NightxCrow and how epic amazin' Firestar is and how ev'l Tigerstar is. And heck, no 'ne wants that e.o
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I wish I would spare everyone by not trying to make my writing look all Southern hillbilly when I'm trying to prove a point or something.

granted, but instead, your writing sounds and looks lik some homo bibilie...
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i wish i had all the jello in the world....


btw, homo bibilie=some hobo looking man wearing neon colors who rides the bus, my frend told me!!! ._.

Granted, but it's all old and covered with hairs e.o
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I wish I had a spaceship.

granted, but it flies away b4 you could do anything...
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i wish i didnt have an eye xam today..........

Granted, but instead you have a hearing exam.
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I wish it wasn't 3:00 Dx

granted but its 3:01
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i wish moon would get better, wat now ppl? WAT? XD sry...

Granted that, I get better and destroy the world.
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I wish I could visit all of you. xD

granted you walk 174 miles to my house and im scared and am scarred for life and no longer go on. (jk)
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i wish i had my cool new glasses TODAY!

granted but they break, so we're both blind.
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i wish it would rain today....

It rains today, but it rains bed matresses and it squishes you flat o.o.
*You never said rains what XD *
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I wish my head sets were fixed.

GRANTED, but instead your sets of heads are fixed and now they stare at you forever, just a bunch of dead heads looking at you, and theyre 'fixed' all right.... XDDDDDDDD
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i wish that weiner had no more pimples.