Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. - Unknown
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. - Unknown
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. - Unknwon
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. - Unknown
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. - Unknown
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. - Unknwon
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.